Metaphorically speaking of course. I didn't actually go to Scottland and find Nessie. But I found something as legendary... let me explain.Growing up, I have come to meet a lot of girls. And from all my interactions with them, I could safely generalize and group girls based on 3 attributes: Beauty, Intelligence, and Kindess/Maturity. I discovered that basically for girls, it was "choose 2 of the 3 qualities". I've met girls that were kind and smart, but not so pretty. I've met girls who were pretty and kind, but not so intelligent. I've met girls who were smart and pretty, but not so nice. I couldn't seem to find a girl who was all three.
And of course, at this point of my life, I am aiming big. I want everything that the world has to offer. I don't want to settle in terms of finding a girlfriend. I want someone who's smart, pretty, and kind/mature, someone who's also down to earth. My friends, I think I have finally found that someone, and if you've been reading my blog since it's conception of like a little over a week ago, which I wouldn't even know why you'd still be following me since Day 1..., you'll know who this special person is.
Annnnd of course, it's Ms. Zun. I know I seem like I'm obsessed with her, but I don't want to come across like that though. It's kind of like seeing a unicorn. Obviously, if you see a unicorn, you're not gonna keep it to yourself right? You'd be all excited, and you'll tell your friends and family, right? Well, it's sort of the same with Ms. Zun. She's practically a god damn unicorn. She's the fabled "female with a complete quality triforce". She's pretty, smart, funny, kind, mature, and interesting. Now, you must be going, "Convolutionx, it's just that you're young and you don't know anything in life. There are tonnes of girls like that out there in the world, and you just haven't met enough people to meet them yet." Well, it still can't explain how it took me like 23 years to meet someone like this. Well, I guess you can't really count the first 20 years or so. I wasn't mature enough to recognize a unicorn when I see one, and the girls were also immature as well. They were unicorns in the making, but not unicorns just yet.
Anyway, I am really thankful for meeting Ms. Zun, because until then, I knew I wanted someone special, but I had no idea what kind of person that would be like. I didn't really have a measuring stick so to speak. I dated a few (when I say a few, I actually just a very little number, and not a few as in a fair bit) girls, and I had some sort of idea of the levels where girls were at in terms of their overall personality/intelligence/looks, but I still didn't know what the cream of the crop were like. Was I already dating the cream of the crop? Was it wrong to want all three qualities? Were humans inherently imperfect, and that there's no one actually like that? Should I stop being so picky?
Nope, nope, nope, and nope.
Ladies and gentleman, we have a Ms. Zun here, and I finally found someone worth my time to seriously pursue. I don't do things for short term benefits. I don't like wasting time dating around if I know I won't be with them long term. I'm not the type for flings and fwb and all that crap. I want to find myself a nice solid prospect, and stick with em. I finally found an outlet to channel my efforts. I mean, it's a waste right? Like, I want to be the perfect boyfriend. I want to make the effort, but I always didn't have anyone for me to make the effort for. It's like drinking 4 shots of espresso and being locked up in a small white room. It'll drive ya nuts!
TL;DR = There are such creatures called females who are cute, smart, and nice. I found such a rarity. Now I'm gonna throw a Masterball at her xD
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